Lucy Grace

  • The Hat-Wearing Moron Taxonomy

    I made a scale of hat-wearing douches, and you're probably on it.

  • I Spent a Week Trying to Believe in God

    I wanted to believe. I WANTED to believe!

  • The VICE Guide to School

    Going to school in the 21st century is much like it's always been, i.e. like walking a horrible, horrible tightrope of anxiety and embarrassment. Lucky for you, I possess the authority to help guide you through this terrible time. So spit out that gum...

  • Fuck Fuzzy Elitism

    When will these body-hair evangelists, citing feminism as their cause (so blasphemous!), realize that being a fascist about fuzz doesn't make them Valerie Solanas? It makes them insecure screaming tyrants.