In his new book, Funny or Die senior writer Nate Dern remembers some of the more challenging customers he dealt with at his old job.
Maybe try picking a different time-honored tradition that doesn't carry the risk of having to register as a sex offender.
Jeg betragtede ikke mig selv som en falsk vegetar, der løj mine venner op i ansigtet. Jeg overbeviste mig selv om, at jeg bare var en vegetar, hvis mund konstant blev ramt af kød-ulykker.
I didn't think of myself as a pretend vegetarian lying to my friends. I told myself that I was just a vegetarian who kept having meat accidents with my mouth.