Everyone's so jealz of Kizzy Vaines' elegant muscle.
Because "fashion faux pas" is really just another term for sin.
Increasing numbers of millionaire moms from Brazil to Kazakhstan are feeling the urge to preemptively groom their kids into becoming totally materialistic assholes.
There are little people all over the world wearing much nicer clothes than you are and they can't even use the "big potty" yet.
Vanity braces are pretty nice until they give you a thyroid infection that leads to fatal heart failure.
And it's pretty much guilt-free, too.