Zaphod Weinberger
Interview with David Yow about Baseball and Movies
Jesus Lizard singer David Yow never dug Bad Brains, or baseball, but may be starring in a movie about one.
Pitching Is Cruel and Unusual
Fuck, my arm. That has to be what every pitcher thinks, or says to their mom or wife, after a start.
Colorado’s Wacky Pitching Woes
Will using four mediocre starting pitchers instead of five make the Rockies any good?
A Complete Dipshit's Guide to the Roger Clemens Verdict
We realize this whole thing is all still a bit confusing, so we’re here to answer all of your idiotic questions about what exactly went down.
Is Shaq the Worst? Or Just Kind of the Worst?
Is the former NBA superstar and leading man of "Kazaam" really that bad at being himself?
Rondo and the Old Dudes Just Keep Winning
You wonder if there’s something intrinsic these geezers have that others don’t.
If You Don’t Like the Spurs, You’re a Wall-Eyed Moron
The Spurs don’t deserve their rough reputation among idiot half-awake check-in basketball fans. They're the NBA’s model franchise.
Knicks, Nixed
The Knicks aren’t getting any more good players, and the guys they have aren’t good enough. Maybe you should read a book or something instead of watching Knicks games next year?
J.R. Smith's Horribly-Timed "Welcome to NY" Party
Like the Knicks’ season, it seemed doomed from the start.
Clipper Darrell, Clipped
Even though the historically dismal Clippers are getting better, their nixing of Clipper Darrell insures that their fans will be booing the franchise for a long time.