Signing Alexander Radulov long term highlights what's been a busy and strong offseason for the Stars.
The Stars' goaltending situation has been a dumpster fire, so they inked Bishop to a six-year, $29.5 million contract.
The Kings, on the outside of the playoff picture looking in, added pieces to gear up for a postseason run. They won the Cup as a No. 8 seed in 2012, and are attempting to do it again.
The Kings didn't need goaltending help. This is lunacy.
He didn't seem to be too fazed by it, either. Bishop remained in the game after searching the ice for his missing teeth and went on to save a season-high 40 shots.
In the playoffs, with two roughly even teams facing off in a short series, random chance plays a major role in determining the winner. The best team doesn't always win.
Lightning goalie Ben Bishop's testicles had an unfortunate meeting with a puck before the game even started.
The New York Rangers may win this year, but the Tampa Bay Lightning are bound for glory in seasons to come thanks to playing a long game.