Chunklet
Metal's Lost Survivalist Endeavors of the 1990s - Volume 1: Helloween
It's common knowledge that several forms of metal weathered a serious beating at the hands of 90s alt-rock, with hair-metal forced into a well-deserved dirt-nap. The adaptive gestures executed by many of these bands constitutes a collective phenomenon...
We Are All Shitty Buddhists
Saying you’re a Buddhist is less work than burning up your entire buzz trying to explain secular humanism.
Karaoke Master
It would be a healthy idea to familiarize yourself with the singles history of Shania Twain.
Bringing in the String Section with Sohrab Habibion
You changed it up and you fucked it up. Accept it.
I'm Not Allowed to Like A.C. Anymore Since They Signed to Earache
Even the best, most talented bands make amazing mistakes. Surviving them and moving on is a skill most of us could use in our day-to-day lives.
Chunklet to Go Go - What If Rock Music Were a Board Game?
If it were "Candy Land" you'd teach Princess Frostine a thing or two about buttercream and do bongers with Gloppy and Mr. Mint during a package tour.
Chunklet to Go Go - The Sad Cult Of Steel Panther
Do you remember that kid in school who sat in the back of the class and took to lighting his farts just to grab your attention? That kid is now 35 years old and his favorite band is Steel Panther.
Snobby Record Store Clerk Therapy: Portland
I love Mississippi Records in Portland, but that one guy with the hat is a fucking dick. I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire. I don't care if he reads this.