• Chunklet to Go Go - The Sad Cult Of Steel Panther

    Do you remember that kid in school who sat in the back of the class and took to lighting his farts just to grab your attention? That kid is now 35 years old and his favorite band is Steel Panther.

  • Snobby Record Store Clerk Therapy: Portland

    I love Mississippi Records in Portland, but that one guy with the hat is a fucking dick. I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire. I don't care if he reads this.