Was Barack Obama the coolest president? Is anyone less cool than Rutherford B Hayes?
Her name is Nikeisha Andersson and she's more successful than you.
If SXSW were really branded beyond the remotest shred of authenticity, no longer about the music, and deeply uncool, would I be headed to it on a marketing experience plane watching Nick Lachey film an episode his VH1 morning show?
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