"...He ate both the baked potato and the jam pudding with his hands," Assange's former ghostwriter claims.
The war on plastic straws is here, and you're going to need to know what your options are.
“I know it’s supposed to be funny or whateva, buuuut how is she gonna wipe her booty?”
The future tastes a hell of a lot like traditional Japanese floor mats.
“Our idea is to reconnect people with that sensuality of eating, but in an elegant way. The Goûte spoon is an extension of the finger, if you like.”
Japan’s lauded position as the true sovereign of the chiffonade hasn’t stopped one Japanese company from creating a pretty unconventional kitchen knife—one that has more in common with a waifu body pillow than a santoku or yanagiba.
Thanks to some dickweed named Allah and all his gay friends, you don't get cutlery on planes anymore. Now you just get some shitty turkey wrap that you have to eat with your hands.