For no medical reason at all, business leaders have taken to banishing regular human contact.
The football has been happening again, and the talking points include a handshake snub, the 'Match of the Day' scripting and whether or not it’s OK for players to kick each other in the head.
This was no regular handshake. This was the first shot in a bloodless war.
Pretty simple interaction you just fucked up there, sir.
Steven Adams and Nick Collison lock eyes and just stare intently for a couple seconds as a pre-game handshake routine. Best one yet.