In 2012, Edgar Davids made the curious decision to manage Barnet. Two years later, his surreal, frustrating and ill-fated reign had come to a close, even if many of us wanted more.
Hereford are preparing to face Morpeth Town in the FA Vase final, and have decided to defeat their opponents using only the power of surrealism.
That was liquid football.
They chucked bottles and bricks while chanting "we hate n*****s."
In the English Premier League, fans rally against foreign ownership. Lewes FC, a tiny, community-owned club in England's south east, will take as many foreign owners as it can get.
Turns out English football's soul was hiding in Aldershot on a wet Tuesday night.