The high street chain restaurant is dying – with the exception of one Special Sauce-slathered outlier.
Tariq started out selling freakshake-style ice creams on council estates in Wrexham. Now, as “Mr. Tee,” he makes a living touring his hugely popular ice cream van across the UK.
But fuck the Rightmove list. Live wherever the shit you want. Be as happy as you can muster. Kill as many estate agents as it is possible to kill on your path into hell.