"Can body hair get in the way of your work?"
"My first memory is being in a dark place, with a reddish light and my head between my legs."
"For me there was nothing, just darkness."
The process, the training, the weird requests from families, the nightmares, and how death makes you appreciate life.
"I once found a dildo that was as long as my forearm in an old lady's house. At first, I thought it was a baseball bat."
"After the spirit left my body, my tutor told me that the spirit was Albert Einstein himself and that he had spoken through me for seven to ten minutes straight."
"Monks train really hard, so they're able to tow a car with their penis."
"The first time I was knocked out, I came to and asked the referee if I had won."
Ever wonder what happens to all those confiscated items?
"I once asked a winner what he'd do with the win. And he said, 'Oh, I’m going to the dentist.'”
"We’ve [had people call about] sex toys that were accidentally swallowed and continued to vibrate in somebody’s stomach."
"Almost everyone does drugs in this business. I think it helps stimulate your creativity and muscles when you're standing in a kitchen for 15 hours straight."