Hey future! Time for a new round of 10 Jokes. For those of you who refuse to click that link, 10 Jokes is where we ask each international edition of Vice what group of people their countrymen like to make jokes about. Then they tell us some (10) of those jokes. It’s all about expanding cultural horizons and detourning ethnocentric bigotry and it’s very, very serious, OK? If we catch any of you laughing at these jokes, we are never talking to you again. Today on the laughing block are the Polish. Nature’s joke-butts. The only catch is that these Polish jokes are from Germany and evidently Germans think of the Polish less as lovable dolts than thieving thieving thievers. Here’s Barbara from Vice Germany to explain more:
Our favorite minority to pick on are Turkish people, but these jokes are basically identical to the French ones about Arabs you read a couple weeks ago (just swap Mohamed for Ahmet). So we decided to go for our second favorite target: the Polish. Basically we think they’re a lazy, unemployed people who try to rip everybody off and that any Pole would more easily cease to breathe than quit stealing. OK, there might be a few over-achievers out there (Copernicus, Lech Walesa, blah blah blah etc), but generally, we wouldn’t give our car to that new Polish colleague because we wouldn’t be sure if we ever get to see it again, you know? Germanically speaking I mean. OK, here are the jokes:
OK – this is about Polish jokes, but I absolutely can’t keep back my favorite Turkish joke from you:
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