The Kill Your Parents Issue

    • 12.1.05

      Smash The System

      Is there anything worse than having cool parents when you're growing up?

    • 12.1.05

      Hole In My Genes

      Having to give your father a paternity test sucks.

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      The fact is, we did inherit the earth from our predecessors, and what a limp wristed, back sliding bunch of pussies they’re turning out to be.

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    • 12.1.05

      Ew, I Saw My Parents Doing It!

      I cried and was afraid of dad for months.

    • 12.1.05

      Wild Child

      It seems that UK electro-pop purveyor, Tom Vek, also has a unique angle on inter-generational relationships.

    • 12.1.05

      I'm Busted

      A lot of hippies came from families of privilege. When their little movement didn’t work out, they slowly reverted back to form but kept their decadent lifestyles.

    • 12.1.05

      ...But Be Cool To Your Grandparents

      Your grandparents are really cool, and you should be cool back to them.

    • 12.1.05

      VICE Fashion - The Big Douche Chill

      At the funeral Karen is hurting so bad she decides to play the Stones on the church organ.

    • 12.1.05

      Extreme Dad

      "I like to get all my designer stuff at TK Maxx. You can get all your designer stuff at a fraction of the price.”