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This Guy Broke Into a House Just to Clip His Toenails and Make Eggs, Cops Say

He also took a bath, washed his clothes, and brushed his teeth before the cops arrested him.
Drew Schwartz
2 days ago
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'It's Always Sunny' Recreated an Entire 'Seinfeld' Scene and It Is Perfect

Frank is George, Dee is Elaine, Mac and Dennis are both Jerry, and Charlie, of course, is Kramer.
River Donaghey
3 days ago
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For the Love of God, Please Give Us the Movie Where Rambo Fights a Monster

Rambo's already become a cartoon character, so let's go full cartoon.
River Donaghey
3 days ago
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Ted Cruz Insisted on Playing 'A Whole New World' at His Wedding

From the CD.
River Donaghey
3 days ago
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This Fugitive Allegedly Faked His Own Death to Chill in a $3.4 Million Castle

A clear lesson in what not to do after faking your own death.
Drew Schwartz
3 days ago
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Nebraska's Brutally Honest New Tourism Slogan Is Perfect

"Honestly, it's not for everyone."
Lauren Messman
4 days ago
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Someone Had a Terrifying Run-In with This Massive Gator Again

And he looks like he somehow got bigger...
Drew Schwartz
5 days ago
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Please, Give This Woman Her Giant Nose Back Immediately

Someone picked the nose from her porch last weekend.
River Donaghey
10.16.18
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I Don't Care if This Robot Dog Can Dance, It Will Still Kill Us All

Don't let its cute new moves fool you.
River Donaghey
10.16.18
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FDA: No, You Can't Sell Vape Juice Spiked with Viagra

The agency busted an e-cig company after finding traces of prescription medications in its "healthcare flavors."
Drew Schwartz
10.15.18
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Star of the New 'Halloween' Says He Got Murder Tips from an Actual Hitman

"There’s a stealth efficiency to the way an actual trained killer works."
River Donaghey
10.15.18
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Dozens of Brooklyn 'Antifa Witches' Are Planning to Put a 'Hex' on Kavanaugh

Armed with coffin nails, effigies, and dirt from a graveyard, they'll be casting a spell "all about causing suffering"—just in time for Halloween!
Drew Schwartz
10.15.18