Dan Ozzi

America’s Only Music Writer™.

This 75-Year-Old Burning Man Grandma Is Killing It

09.10.15

By Dan Ozzi
The Fuckin’ Catalina Wine Mixer from ‘Step Brothers’ Is Now a Real Event

09.09.15

By Dan Ozzi
Watch Donald Trump Jiggle His Bloated Jowels to Shoegaze

08.13.15

By Dan Ozzi
I Went on a Date with Everyone’s Crush, Natalie Imbruglia

08.04.15

By Dan Ozzi
Here Are 1,000 Musicians Playing Foo Fighters’ “Learn to Fly” at the Same Damn Time

07.31.15

By Dan Ozzi
An Interview with the Only Person Ever to Nail the “Smoke Weed Every Day” Line from That Dr. Dre Song

07.25.15

By Dan Ozzi
Kid Rock Telling Confederate Flag Protestors to Kiss His Ass Is Not Racist, Swears Fox News

07.13.15

By Dan Ozzi
Let’s See What the Fair and Balanced Hosts at Fox News Have to Say About Kendrick Lamar

07.01.15

By Dan Ozzi
50 Things That Are Definitely, 100 Percent Confirmed PUNK

06.11.15

By Dan Ozzi, Kyle Kramer, and John Hill
Never Mind the Interest, Here’s the Sex Pistols Credit Card

06.09.15

By Dan Ozzi
‘The Marshall Mathers LP’: The Album That Just Did Not Give a Fuck

05.21.15

By Dan Ozzi
We Talked to the Dude Who Plays a Flame-Throwing Guitar in ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’

05.20.15

By Dan Ozzi