Helen Donahue
Scientists Have Successfully Created a Half-Pig, Half-Human Embryo
They're not trying to create an army of mutant pig people, though. Don't worry.
McDonald's Is Giving Away an 18-Karat Gold McNugget So You'll Try Its New Sauces
All it takes is keeping an eye on Twitter and possibly racing around Japan to follow clues leading to the campaign mascot: a masked nugget thief called Kaito Nuggets.
George Zimmerman Tried and Failed to Auction the Gun That Killed Trayvon Martin
"I'm a free American. I can do what I'd like with my possessions."
There's More than Just Cow Meat in Your Burgers, Says Disgusting Study
Fresh or frozen, beef or vegetable—it's all contaminated.
You Can Have Orgies Through Tinder Now, but Everyone Will Know
The app's new "Tinder Social" feature will allow you to date in groups, but it will also tell all your Facebook friends you're swiping.
A College Student Got Kicked Off His Flight for Talking About Chicken in Arabic
Khairuldeen Makhzoomi was raving in Arabic about an awesome dinner he'd had, so some passenger reported him for making "threatening comments."
Thailand Is Planning to Send Drunk Drivers to Morgues as Punishment
Thai authorities want drunk drivers to "feel the pain, so that they may understand and attain a good conscience."
Soon You Can Cheat on Your Spouse on a Secret 'Sex Island'
The island's off the coast of England, but if you're actually so committed to sleeping around that you're jumping through all these hoops, then you probably won't mind the weather.
Donald Trump Revealed How He'll Force Mexico to Pay for the Wall, and It's Pretty Nuts
Mexico is still going to pay for it, and it'll only take a few days to convince the country, apparently.
A Man Is Facing Life in Prison After Allegedly Stealing Candy Bars
A New Orleans man could spend life behind bars because of Louisiana's habitual-offender statute.
Smoking Weed Makes You a Loser, Says Study
After looking at decades of data on a bunch of hardcore stoners, researchers say that they wound up in lower social classes and in worse jobs than their parents.
Being Lazy at Work Is Actually Good, Says Study
Even ant colonies have some slackers who do the ant equivalent of scroll through Facebook all day long.