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By Matilda Whitworth
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By Jake Kivanç
It Took 20 Years and Three Surgeries to Fix My Balls

10.23.15

By Chad Thomas
What Exactly Happens When You Pop a Testicle and How to Fix It

10.14.15

By Brian Moylan
What It’s Like to Have Your Balls Inflated

08.25.15

By Fareed Kaviani
Having a Ball (or Two) at the Montana Testicle Festival

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By Kelly O
The Bitter Battle Between Two Men Who Both Say They Invented Truck Nuts

07.21.15

By Mack Lamoureux
Anthony Scalamere Has the Biggest Balls in Skateboarding

07.20.15

By Chris Nieratko
The Science of Artificial Testicles

04.06.15

By Peter Holslin
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03.06.15

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