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Dopar sig brittiska fotbollsspelare med snus?
"Vissa spelare använder till och med drogen under MATCHER."
A Showbiz Journalist Reveals How Z-List Celebrities Keep Themselves in the Headlines
'I've had an agent call me to tell me that his client punched his girlfriend in the face, but he's sorry and he's willing to speak to the media about it – for a fee.'
Everyone You'll Meet at This Year's Halloween Parties
Donald Trump, Katie Hopkins and something made out of cardboard that takes too much explaining and wasn't funny anyway.
The Games That Make Murder Less Mundane
Call of Duty kills are boring beside those of Bulletstorm and Bayonetta, so why not try a more creative slaughter sim?
Mephedrone, Psychosis and a Severed Penis: When Drugs Are Blamed in Courts
This week, a man who stabbed his mother several times before severing his own dick used a "drug-induced psychosis" defence. But how legitimate is it for offenders to lay all the blame on narcotics?
What I Learned About Sandwiches From Working at Greggs
Clue: being able to knock out a Tuna Soft Bite in under 60 seconds becomes a handy life skill.
Ebola Reaches New York; Everything Is Fine
News that a doctor tested positive for the deadly disease spread like wildfire on social media, but nothing's going viral in the city.
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: A woman called the police because her ice cream didn't have enough sprinkles.
The Death of the Daily Mail: How It Could Play Out
Alastair Campbell isn't the only one with the smell of Paul Dacre's blood in his nostrils.
The Anti-Squatting Tory MP Who – Weirdly – Seems to Love Squatters
Mike Weatherley tried to ban squatting while supporting a London squatting group.
Is Tabloid Outrage Just Getting More People into Legal Highs?
Getting uppity about internet drugs seems kind of pointless if all you're doing is advertising them.