We get dumped for the same reasons as anybody – there are just more people involved.
We also spoke to a philosopher and some polyamorous people for good measure.
A public service announcement.
"It would be really fun if we got in the car one night and we drove to a nice open quiet dark space and we tried to make ET contact or something."
Would-be moms explain why they stopped trying to get pregnant the day Trump got elected.
I set up a load of conflicting profiles to find out.
As Dr James Fallon describes, "When I get rejected I feel bad for like negative-two seconds. I just don't give a shit."
Hater aims to bring people together based on how much they both dislike Taylor Swift, camping, and, yes, Donald Trump.
And about the most effort they've put into avoiding someone.
"I really like you. Can I kiss your cheek once please?"
It's his inauguration today, so I asked everyone who swiped right on me how they feel about it.