From the darkly funny to just plain dark, here are tales of your deceased friends with tails.
Everything you think you know about yourself is false. You now have Leonardo DiCaprio's face.
Whether the video is an urban legend or the work of a uniquely depraved Australian man in jail in the Philippines, a certain segment of the web loves talking about it.
We talked to him about capitalism, despair, and knife fights.
But apparently women prefer dog pheromones to the smell of me.
"Through the windows in the donation room, Macklemore peers into the storefront. All the lights are off and it is silent. The Goodwill is closed and the doors are locked."
For all the predators and lonely hearts going out to find love tonight.
Or have you already forgotten what a heptathlon looks like?
Welcum 2 ur fantasy.