British nightlife is a beautiful free-for-all of internet drugs, Wavey Garms girls, illegal raving, and regretful sex. But to the American outsider, it can seem confusing.
Please never ask a wheelchair user if they've considered trying to activate their self-healing powers with meditation.
Puke in the shower, passed-out guests and shit on the walls, to name just a few.
Because they are idiots who will ruin it for everyone.