Demand for black clothing is so high, with the country's mourning ritual of wearing black to honour the late king, that brands are suffering – and street vendors are cashing in.
There are two physical bodies in this video, and they're both attractive and fun to watch together – it's like porn without the underlying cultural guilt. The song's not half bad, either.
Apparently, European monarchies are stronger in times of crisis than republics.
It's a moment for celebration, if only for the fact that it's the first actual thing the Abbott Government has contributed.
Charles has been showing off on the decks again, but what do the other Royal listen to?
The Great British public are a bunch of penny-pinching prole-mouths who want The Queen to cry.