Rants

  • Cry-Baby of the Week: A Woman Called 911 On Her Cat

    This week: A woman called 911 on her cat and Kanye West said having his photo taken was like being raped.

  • 15 Choice Quotes from Kanye West's Ridiculous Sing-Rant Over the Weekend

    Includes such life gems as, "How much shampoo can you sell with your face on it and shit?" and, "Remind me again why the Grammys can suck my dick."

  • Drake: Top of the (Middle) Class

    Is it really possible to translate a populist narrative of the downtrodden, an elemental story about the basic needs of life like food and clothing, into a mildly wistful story about bourgie Canadian suburbanites who have yet to accomplish their personal

  • Vice Mail

    How old are the editors writing your headlines? I get irony, I helped re-invent it after the 70s were over. You guys have given the words “gay” and “lame” the same meaning.

  • Vice Mail

    We don’t know what she’s talking about, but this is the first handwritten letter we’ve gotten in years and look how pretty it is. It’s like an antique. I wonder if she used a feather dipped in ink to write it.

  • Vice Mail

    Well, it finally happened! A Vice writer got his head out of his introspective ass and did an article on an environmental issue!

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