Vilified by the media and persecuted across Europe, Roma communities are starting to fight back.
Some fascists were made to feel loved by the French this weekend, but you were too busy French-kissing to notice.
And all the world fell limp.
The latest Last King of France is almost dead (in a political sense, obviously).
Are Britain's woes down to a Franco-German divorcee tag team? Or is it just that everyone hates us?
The French and the British have been fighting this weekend, but you were too hungover to notice.