Toupee

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  • Toupee

    I’m done. I’m done with here. I’m done with this. Others pray. I am done. “Did I ever tell you my dream of all dreams, Toupee?”

  • Toupee

    They took my toupee. Wouldn’t give it back. Pigs never let you have anything you want. That’s part of the fun of being a pig. You can take anything you want, and no one can do shit about it. Except richies, but who’s rich in the fucking desert?

  • Toupee

    These photos were found in a Wendy's men's room in Barstow, California, along with additional handwritten chapters from Brett Gelman's novel Toupee.

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  • Dead Dick

    I open up the goddamn door. It’s daytime. The sun slaps me in the eyes with its burning solar cock. Can’t see shit. Next thing I’m expecting is a bullet in my head or a knife to my chest

  • Hippo Mary’s Vendetta

    This is the first installment of the novel Toupee by Brett Gelman, which Vice will be serializing through the remainder of 2011. The manuscript was discovered inside an empty toilet tank in an abandoned apartment in Joshua Tree. The...