All skateboarders seem to be multi-talented. Most can paint or take photos or make small wooden benches for doll’s houses and all sorts of other creative things. For the past week I’ve been on the road from Vegas to Phoenix with the Vans Am team who just so happen to fancy themselves as singers. Check them out as they sing the hits.

This was my first road trip since my baby was born and I was sick and coughing my lungs up and somehow the sweet, sweet voices of Vans Am’s Gilbert Crockett, Daniel Lutheran and Chima Ferguson was enough to keep my spirits high the entire week.
Click here for a quick interview with Aussie Chima Ferguson.

The entire story will appear in an upcoming issue of The Skateboard Mag. The entire crew killed it. Look for another beast of a Pfanner BS 180. As well as multiple photos of NYC’s Yaje Popson popping tears from his eyes at any chance he got. After while we all took to torturing him for it, as displayed in this video of Chima.

Ps: Did you know Tony Hawk races cars? He does. Check it out.

PPS: Sunday is my baby’s Baptism. Crissie and her brother, Jimmy, took my wife’s Retarded Uncle Lonnie shopping for a dress shirt and a pair of dress pants because he ballooned from size 50 waist to size 56. I’m not sure what the hell they were thinking but after the third store and another failed attempt to find pants that large, they took Lonnie to McDonald’s for lunch. I know how quickly McDonald’s makes me shit and Lonald is four times my sizes. So yeah, Lonnie shit his pants in the Burlington Coat factory. And of course it was on a day they forgot to make him wear a diaper. Poor Jimmy had to scrape all the shit off Lonnie’s ass in the store’s bathroom. Sadly, unlike my baby’s poop, I do not have a photo of Lonnie’s poo to show you. But from the reports it was nothing pretty.
Lonnie may be retarded but he isn’t stupid and he blamed my wife for taking him to McDonald’s saying, “It’s your fault, dumb head! Why’d you take me to McDonald’s? That hamburger had to much ketchup on it!”

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