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PS: Lesbians eat cereal? WASTE OF TIME 101 Vice Vice Vice Vice Vice This email was sent on a Wednesday, the night before the due date for his project. How about college kids, huh? Here at Vice we regret going to college more than we regret spending five years hooked on heroin SWEDE ARMY VOGUE Vice, You know what they say: “One man’s garbage is another man’s treasure,” or, “One man’s hat is another man’s hat.” COKE & CHICKEN
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THE STATE OF THE SHIRT Vice Glad you were able to get that off your chest. It’s really good when someone survives a life-altering trauma-like rape, child abuse, or not liking other people’s T-shirts-and is able to channel their hurt and rage into creative writing. You need to continue being brave and realize that whatever your dad did to you, it is not your fault. FORWARD RUSSIA Vice This, in a nutshell, is the point we were making in the Russia issue. Depending on how you want to look at it, Russia’s a big bad place run by ruthless vodka-guzzling gangsters. Or it can be an untapped land of golden opportunity full of big-hearted, friendly faces. The first one throws up way more interesting stories, though. COLD WAR Vice, What, so you have to have SAS-standard survival skills to get by in 21st century Russia, while the plucky down-trodden natives are these living cliches? Could you be more condescending please?

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