A "drinking problem" can be a little hard to pin down, medically speaking.
On patrol with the volunteers who spend their Friday nights rescuing people who drink themselves into oblivion.
Apparently, "Asian flush" is a condition that makes the faces of people with Asian heritage bright red after they consume alcohol.
My sobriety made me a social outcast until I realised I could just pretend to drink and no one would notice that I was faking it.
Theoretically, regular bouts of electrocution should be way more persuasive than your own shitty willpower.
Are you a heavyweight or a lightweight? Did you give up drinking for Lent? Science will tell you how average you are.