I Spent the Fourth of July Fighting in Iraq
Fuck the Fourth of July.
My Dad, Gene Simmons, Is Full of Shit and So Are You
It's important to kill your heroes. And, sometimes, you have to kill your father. Kill him so you can love him, and his flaws, better than one can love a hollow archetype.
How to Be a Great Dad, As Told by Pro Skateboarders
There's going to be a lot of shit and piss.
Call Me Daddy: Playing Son to My Fatherless Boyfriend
I fell in love with a man 20 years my senior. Then, I became his "son".
What's It Like to Have a Dictator for Your Dad?
At least your dad never threatened to feed you to the crocodiles.
Getting Paid to Jerk Off Isn’t All It's Cracked Up to Be
Sperm donation is an easy way to make money, but it'll make you feel judged, ruin your sex life and haunt you with the idea that you could have genetic offspring out there somewhere.
'The Big Lebowski' Saved This Guy's Life
Will Russell was depressed, homeless, and down on his luck until he came up with the idea to start a festival for "The Big Lebowski" fans. Since this, his life has been on the upswing.
Things You Learn When You Become a Dad for the First Time
When you're part of a generation of questionably-dressed, overdraft-plundering adult babies, it's hard to believe you'll ever be able to grow up enough to be a dad. But you can, even when it's really shit.
The Story Behind Those Cryptic Billboard Messages All Over New York City
We talked to an artist about why the billboards along the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway have been getting tagged with poetic graffiti.
What Do 'Mad' Frankie Fraser and Peppa Pig's Dad Have in Common?
They're both weirdly loveable male authority figures.
To the One True God Above, Here Is My Prayer
Hell isn't that bad, but it's full of wankers. It's time to quit the drugs for good.
We Talked to NOFX About Raising Children
NOFX has been around for almost 30 years, and they continue to make new punk bands look like they're all trying too hard.