Fuck the Fourth of July.
It's important to kill your heroes. And, sometimes, you have to kill your father. Kill him so you can love him, and his flaws, better than one can love a hollow archetype.
There's going to be a lot of shit and piss.
I fell in love with a man 20 years my senior. Then, I became his "son".
At least your dad never threatened to feed you to the crocodiles.
Sperm donation is an easy way to make money, but it'll make you feel judged, ruin your sex life and haunt you with the idea that you could have genetic offspring out there somewhere.
Will Russell was depressed, homeless, and down on his luck until he came up with the idea to start a festival for "The Big Lebowski" fans. Since this, his life has been on the upswing.
When you're part of a generation of questionably-dressed, overdraft-plundering adult babies, it's hard to believe you'll ever be able to grow up enough to be a dad. But you can, even when it's really shit.
We talked to an artist about why the billboards along the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway have been getting tagged with poetic graffiti.
They're both weirdly loveable male authority figures.
Hell isn't that bad, but it's full of wankers. It's time to quit the drugs for good.
NOFX has been around for almost 30 years, and they continue to make new punk bands look like they're all trying too hard.