The man and his father are now looking for a new hospital in which he can safely get his weight down in preparation for gastric bypass surgery.
Turns out drinking alcoholic soap can be really bad for you, though?
Aside from infecting myself with a deadly disease, I was open to everything.
My dad forgot how to dress when my mum had lymphoma, and would turn up to things dressed in XL T-shirts with Al Pacino and guns all over them.
When you're part of a generation of questionably-dressed, overdraft-plundering adult babies, it's hard to believe you'll ever be able to grow up enough to be a dad. But you can, even when it's really shit.
If you're about to give birth any time soon, rest assured – they've seen, and been covered in, it all before.
“Just send them as far north as you can. The Arctic…just keep going north.”
This weekend, a Tory MP quit after more "sexting" revelations.
The hilarious and heart-breaking story of Coco Rachev's lost battle with terminal illness.
And that means a lot of wasted hospital time.
Half of being a doctor is saying things with authority and hoping your patient doesn’t die.
Eggs, doorknobs, mayonnaise jars, salami and a frozen pig’s tail to name a few.