"Når jeg tænker tilbage på det, så er jeg egentlig ikke sikker på, at jeg vaskede hænder bagefter."
It's like Fight Club but instead of punching, men are touching each others' peens. (And you can talk about it.)
There's this idea floating around the internet that if you're having a hard time ejaculating during sex, you might have something called "Death Grip Syndrome."
In extreme cases, self-pleasuring can actually fracture your dick and rupture your arteries. Be careful out there.
Just hearing the dial-Up tone used to give me an erection.
This isn't one of your hour-long stroke sessions in your bathrobe.
Through the magic of earwax, I finally have a clue as to who my real dad is.
I thought jizz moppers didn't exist anymore. Isn't it illegal to beat off in public places now?