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Inappropriate Vices

I was bored out of my mind last week, so I decided to attend my 20-year high school reunion. I don't know what I was thinking.
Chris Nieratko
4.8.15
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My Friend Has Inked Some of the Worst Tattoos of All Time

I'm not talking ironic hipster tattoos of bacon or Rambo; I'm talking praying hands pressed together holding a machete or an Uzi in preparation for a holy war.
Chris Nieratko
1.22.15
Meet the Nieratkos

Catching Up with the Actress Formerly Known as Belladonna

Her fans must have been shocked to see her pop up in <i>Inherent Vice</i>, so I decided to call up the star of <i>Dick Sauce</i> to discuss how this new chapter in her life is going.
Chris Nieratko
1.12.15
The Humongous Fungus Among Us Issue

9½ Weeks: An Erotic XXX Parody

A good buddy I grew up skateboarding with just had his penis surgically removed.
Chris Nieratko
9.24.14
The Profiles Issue

The Lost Tapes 3

The spring of 2000 was the age of innocence before George W. Bush destroyed humanity.
Chris Nieratko
6.24.14
The Evolutionary Resilience Issue

The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Porn Parody Review

Do you like people more than you like sleep?
Chris Nieratko
4.14.14
The Fashion Issue 2014

Skinema - Dress-Up Dolls

What to do with a Klan costume.
Chris Nieratko
2.20.14
Skinema

Belladonna

The story of the biggest adult performer of the new millennium.
Chris Nieratko
2.6.14
Skinema

Belladonna

The story of the biggest adult performer of the new millennium.
Chris Nieratko
1.30.14
Skinema

Belladonna

The story of the biggest adult performer of the new millennium.
Chris Nieratko
1.23.14
Skinema

Belladonna

The story of the biggest adult performer of the new millennium.
Chris Nieratko
1.16.14
The What Da Fug You Lookin’ At Issue

This edition of Skinema is about sitting next to a beautiful woman on a plane

Sitting next to a beautiful woman on a plane.
Chris Nieratko
11.28.13
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