I was bored out of my mind last week, so I decided to attend my 20-year high school reunion. I don't know what I was thinking.
I'm not talking ironic hipster tattoos of bacon or Rambo; I'm talking praying hands pressed together holding a machete or an Uzi in preparation for a holy war.
Her fans must have been shocked to see her pop up in Inherent Vice, so I decided to call up the star of Dick Sauce to discuss how this new chapter in her life is going.
A good buddy I grew up skateboarding with just had his penis surgically removed.
The spring of 2000 was the age of innocence before George W. Bush destroyed humanity.
Do you like people more than you like sleep?
What to do with a Klan costume.
Sitting next to a beautiful woman on a plane.