Because, you know, they don't have it.
Vi snakkede med Lars Messerschmidt om dæmonisk besiddelse, og om hvordan man kan blive besat af et glas juice.
For centuries, some Christians have venerated the bodies and possessions of saints, but more often than not, there's no way to tell whether something is St. Peter's skull or a really old potato.
We talked to Father Lars Messerschmidt about demonic possession and the fact that the Devil can speak all languages.
People there are so beautiful they don't even have to get wasted to get laid.
And ignoring legitimate medical advice.
Pope Francis says he would happily baptise aliens, but would extraterrestrials ever want to be Catholic?
Il Mio Papa is like Hello! but way more holy.
This weekend, someone sent 14 condoms of liquid cocaine to the Vatican.
Greg Burke is the celibate, all-American Opus Dei member whipping up the "Francis Effect".
The UK's big three parties regulated the press this week, but you were probably too drunk to notice.
They won't let the Pope fuck with their religion.