Fra knægten, der gik amok på en harpe, til gamle Ronaldo. Åbningsceremonien ved VM i Rusland havde det hele. Robbie Williams var der også.
The youth of today would rather look slick than just stick it in, which isn't how the beautiful game should be played, is it?
Perhaps a football tournament isn't worth all this?
I had a chat with him about it.
Porn is undergoing a production design renaissance.
He beamed Woodkid's "Run Boy Run" into 15 million homes.
He will stop at nothing to cut the perfect image of your favourite star right onto the back of your head.
I partied with them as Germany beat France in last week's quarter finals.
Steve Costello is a grandfather to 11 and a karate teacher to hundreds.