10 “Irrelevant” Bands

10. Paris
You talk a big Eric B and Rakim game but I’ll be damned if you’ve ever listened to Paid in Full the whole way through. You listen to The Devil Made Me Do It, though. You listen to that every day. Okay, so he got a bit funky after that. Fine. That doesn’t take away from lines like “The only motherfucking pig that I eat is police!” Be prepared for a killer comeback from the black guerrilla. Oh yeah, and The Geto Boys. You were listening to that album last week and it’s still in your CD player. Same with us.

9. Duran Duran 8. Land of the Loops 7. Kurtis Mantronik 6. Anal Chinook 5. James Iha 4. Nina Hagen 3. Skrewdriver 2. Godflesh 1. Generation X