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CRACK CANDY

COCAINE COLOGNE BODY CUTTER

SERIAL KILLER DOLLS American Psycho

DOPING FOREVER PAKY ACCESSORIES

BIN LADEN MATRYOSHKA DOLLS

HIPSTER UNDERWEAR

NOKIA CELL PHONE

CUPID BOY UNDIES

BIRKENSTOCK ROLLER SKATES
Freaking everyone out by putting on a Japanese puke porn DVD is fucking juvenile. You’re a grown-up now, so slide out into the living room in these puppies and casually ask if anyone needs another beer. It gives people such a visceral feeling of pure nausea you feel like human Ipecac.

WHISKEY DAVID: RUSTY ROCK

This month’s winner: COCAINE