There are no more Weiner jokes. (For today.)

ZERO: Weiner re-members everything, comes clean on lewd Twitter photos, one of which is NSFW (Yahoo!)

ONE: Andrew Breitbart demands apology for “false malicious meme” that he was Weiner’s Twitter hacker, describes our whole bizarre media ecology, by recounting his obsession with a congressman’s penis, even before the congressman can get to to the microphone, at his own press conference:

ZERO: A current Twitter trending topic is #racistsongs

One: Spitzer on Weiner: “I’ve been there.”

ZERO: Weiner’s got a ton of jokes about Eliot Spitzer

ONE: Women are now releasing Weiner’s shirtless photos
(News One)

ZERO: Two hundred thousand acres burned so far in Arizona wildfire as viewed from space (NASA)

ONE: Incredible Chilean Volcano Eruption Photos (Guardian)

ZERO: Nuclear fallout leads to more boys than girls (MNN)

ONE: Printing new organs (WaPo)