Glastobury’s touching tributes to Michael Jackson

Twitter, tool of the revolutionary and scourge of the technophobic totalitarian, took a break from pissing off Iranian dictators to let Glastonbury know about poor old Wacko. At first everyone thought it was a joke, and then the whole issue got confused when people started claiming Michael Stipe had died, and Michael J Fox had been done for child porn, but eventually the news got through to everyone and the site was united in horror and misery. Look at these free spirits giving the King of Pop a grand send off. It makes death look worth it. Glastonbury truly is full of music’s most passionate fans.