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February 17, 2010, 1:47pm

clichés So um, why the hell are you surfing in the winter in Canada?

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Have you heard of this thing we have in Canada called snowboarding? It’s like surfing, but on snow and sensibly clothed. How do you keep warm? Clearly you are tougher than those Australian pussies that surf in warmer water. Are there any other differences? What does water that cold do to your man bits, are they concave when you get back on land? How long does it take to get ice-balls? Jeeze louise, is it really that worth it?

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