All The News You Need to Read This Morning

The news is part overwhelming and part boring, so here’s a quick list of all the stuff we thought was significant today:

– Manchester Arena attack: firefighters are “ashamed” they couldn’t help victims

– Theresa May promises long-term funding for the NHS

– Bottle and can return scheme gets the green light in England

– McDonald’s is phasing out plastic straws

– Sean Penn’s new novel is getting dragged, as well as his bad #MeToo poem

– Schoolgirls are having to wear shorts under their skirts to prevent upskirting

– Britain’s two oldest lads say you need a sense of humour to stay alive as long as them