Brek Shea Poses As Mannequin, Acts a Fool

And then this happened today…@BrekShea, @EricAvila12 pic.twitter.com/DZRfBGbTw2
— Stuart Drew (@studrew1) September 4, 2015

(Courtesy of Stuart Drew [@studrew1])

Brek Shea was not called up to the U.S. men’s national soccer team for tonight’s friendly against Peru. No, he has better things to do.

While out at the mall with Orlando City SC’s social media coordinator Stuart Drew, Brek Shea decided to reenact the 1987 hit film Mannequin, and pose in a shop window as himself. Imagining Brek Shea as some kind of Avatar-shaped model isn’t too far fetched. Note Shea’s uncanny resemblance to actress and high-end fashion model Tilda Swinton.

Whatever fashion career he chooses, we’re just glad he’s not posing for another baby announcement.