You know that one scene in Ghostbusters II when they spray the internal walls of the Statue of Liberty with slime and play a “positive” song so she’ll help them fight Vigo the Carpathian? Well, at the rally for Obama in Grant Park last night they played that song: “(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher and Higher” by Jackie Wilson. Actually, the whole night reminded me of the end of Ghostbusters II. I felt like everyone was sprayed with positive slime. I couldn’t wait to put some in my toaster when I get home.

BEAU WANZER