Can Baci Perugina chocolates not find any inoffensive quotes to print on their little wax-paper inserts?: “Never trust a woman who tells you her real age; a woman who tells you that would tell you anything.” -Oscar Wilde

So I guess quoting Oscar Wilde means that they’re not homophobic as previously suspected–they’re just misogynists. Ironic considering who the main audience is for little delicate silver balls of seratonin-releasing chocolate. PMS, anyone? Am I right? (Periods.)

BLOODY AMY

Update: OK, seriously, what gives?