Dear Vice,
Here’s my new skate-sword that goes through snow. I call her the Vampire Killer. I finished making her at the beginning of December and have since skated an estimated three-hundred miles through snow, slush and ice. I want to find a sixty-foot tall vampire so I can skate off a ramp and execute a flying plunge into its heart, hopefully with someone videotaping it.
Word,
Nikki 9Lives
* For those of you who don’t remember Nikki, he’s this guy.