IT’S A PSYCHEDELIC BOOBY TRAP ISSUE!

Good news! Some truck driver just waltzed into our office and was all, “Hey, I got a bunch of magazines for you guys,” and it turned out the magazines in his truck were all copies of our shiny new Psychedelic Booby Trap Issue! Let us tell you all about it.

Upon picking up a copy of this month’s issue, the first thing you’ll notice is its fancy cover. That’s right, those lips are glossy and that acid tab is embossed as fuck. We figured what with the level of laughs, news, drugs, fashion, and other junk inside, we had to we had to raise the cover bar as well. Oh, you want to know just what’s so special about the stuff in this issue? Well let’s have a look see.

Dead Venezuelan gangsters who are now saints

A guy in Australia who is building an underground tunnel to nowhere

A scientific look inside Keith Morris’s dreadlocks

Satanic cults and their hapless victims

Jamie Taete trying to go no-homo for a month

French fry loving Muslims pissed off about France’s burka ban

A lovely day of shopping with Genesis P-Orridge

Hot girls tripping their vaginas off

A bunch of people eating wang-shaped food

The realities of Lampedusa’s refugee crisis

Three stories from Paul Mliszewski’s new book, Prayer and Parable

Photos from interrogation sessions in Ukraine (you don’t want to go to jail there)

Horseshit, the magazine that launched a full-frontal assault on everyone in 1965

A tour of Gordon Todd Skinner’s subterranean LSD palace

The second installment of Toupee: “Dead Dick”

The Learnin’ Corner: Dragging Frame

The Cute Show Page! Red Pandas!

Skinema: Ass Worship 12

Sheppard’s Video-Game Pie – Dissidia 012[duodecim] Final Fantasy

As you should know by now, you can dive headfirst into all of this stuff now, or you can follow our recommended guidelines for consumption and read an article a day, in the order of our choosing, on the homepage over the course of the next 30 or so days. If you’d like a real live copy to carry around in your haversack or holdall or what have you (trust us, this is a cover for the ages—you DO want a copy), you can pick one up at one of the fine places on this map if some dick hasn’t already snatched them all up to sell on eBay.