Look at these geniuses from the British National Party. The future of young, white Britain rests on their shoulders.
Their reaction to today’s terrorist threat is to “ban immediately ALL MUSLIMS” flying in and out of Britain until “the security situation has been fully resolved.” They go on to say: “During recent international football compeitions, a similar ban on English football hooligans was carried out … If white working class men can be treated in this fashion it must be possible to apply a similar ban to Muslims.”
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1. English football hooligans are not all white and working class. Thanks to the 1,987,654.5 books published by hooligans in the last five years, everybody including my mum knows this.
2. A similar ban on English football hooligans WASN’T carried out. If it was, why was there so much trouble in Germany?
3. HOW is it possible to apply a similar ban to Muslims? Do we approach brown people and test with them with questions from the Qu’aran? What if they cheat?
4. “Until the security situation has been full resolved”? At this rate, that could take about 1,500 years, or at least until North Korea gets more involved and fires the first nuclear weapon into Washington D.C.?
5. When that happens there wouldn’t be anybody alive to fly the planes anyway.
Answers on the messageboard please.
