Some reader sent us a link to these shoes as the next level of Crocsian footwear awfulness. Aside from being about a year late on the “scoop,” we’re afraid our shoespotter is also what carnies once referred to as a mark, clem, or rube. I mean come on, you expect us to seriously believe that some company made a retarded-looking sandal named “Dopies” that you have to squeeze your big and index toes together to wear, and then hired a bunch of dopey, dreadlocked tweens to ride longboards in them while wearing optometrist shades? Even Europe wouldn’t go for this shit. The whole thing is one big photoshop joke that’s gone on for too long. Right?