Life is so much cooler when you can’t see—boring routines become a crazy parade of inexplicable sensations, especially sex. With that in mind, remove sharp objects from your bedroom cause you’re about to be “Blindfolded.” No worries, you won’t miss vision once Ian Isaih’s voice wraps around you like a diamond-studded bandana, Autotuned into sparkling vapor over a chorus of popping soda tabs. Ian’s a recent addition to white-hot label UNO NYC, and he fits right into the label’s skewed aesthetic with this chart-pop ballad-cum-revenge fantasy. Just don’t forget your safe word.
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