Hopefully it hasn’t passed you by that we have a Fiction Issue out. While that’s great for people who can read and stuff, what the hell are you supposed to do for fun on this website if you’re illiterate? Well, you can listen to our buddies reading the stories from the mag. We’ll be putting up a new one every day. The reading of this morning’s featured story, “Faecalosaurus,” will be performed by the story’s author, John Moore. How about that?